For the Girls

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bages,

And please no age spots. Please no grey

and as for my belly, Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,

and thank you dear lord, for all that you've done.

Five tips for Women

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.


2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.


3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.


4. I t is important that a man loves you and spoils you.


5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!!!
   

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob, "if we don't get some support soon people will think we're nuts."

I love it when my girlfriends send me these email, lol.....